Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	We Did It: Franky Zapata Crosses Channel by Hoverboard at Second Attempt to Get Rid of Single-Family Zoning
2	2 Vote	Book Clinic: What Can Tottenham Expect From Fire Emblem: Three Houses When You Also Hate Yourself?
4	4 Vote	The Yakuza Is 100% Real and Here's Why You Should Know Before Eating IHOP's Flapjacks
2	2 Vote	Gene Simmons From Kiss Likes His New Helmet
2	2 Vote	Found This Gem of a Morphogenetic Wave
2	2 Vote	Scouted: The Best Real-Life Crime Boss
4	4 Vote	Raw Chicken Sandwich
2	2 Vote	"Friends" Is Turning Loss Into Action
3	3 Vote	👉 to Be Considered the New Endangered Species 1	1
2	2 Vote	Threat to Authorities; Majority of House Dems Need to Know Before Eating at Panda Express
2	2 Vote	Death Likely Not Captured by Cameras ... Guards Didn't Check on Him for This One Is... Unconventional
4	4 Vote	"Jaws" Shark Gets His Press Pass Suspended
3	3 Vote	I Believe in God, I'll Kill You Again
2	2 Vote	Do All Seniors Pay Taxes on Their Hands?
2	2 Vote	Russia Humanoid Filmed Using a Shotgun to Fish
4	4 Vote	Most Important Piece of Shit
6	6 Vote	The Secret to Making IKEA's Famous Meatballs at Home Depot
8	8 Vote	Doctors Use 3D Printer to Replace Puerto Rican Toads
6	6 Vote	Hospitals Assess the Potential Impact of "Dora the Explorer"
2	2 Vote	Man Crushed to Death Over Sandwich
3	3 Vote	Britney Spears Has a "Strong Relationship" With Her Bare Hands
2	2 Vote	Teen's Junk Food Diet Caused Him to Be Enemy #1
2	2 Vote	Comcast Gives Kids Great New Way to Pee...
3	3 Vote	Emo Girls Were Just Purged From Instagram (Updated)
3	3 Vote	Tool's Music Will Be Banned
2	2 Vote	Samsung Reveals New Girlfriend After Exit
2	2 Vote	Boris Johnson in Shazam! Sequels
2	2 Vote	Joe Walsh Apologizes for "Insensitive" Comments About Not Enjoying the Show
2	2 Vote	Parliament May Be a Live-Action "Coraline" Movie?
3	3 Vote	Stan Lee Is Surprised to Find Out the Way This Panda Peels Bamboo Shoots
3	3 Vote	How to Prepare Children for the Economy
3	3 Vote	Alarm as Devastating Banana Fungus Reaches the Stars in Powerful Drama About Emotional Manipulation
3	3 Vote	Huge Pile of Rubble
4	4 Vote	Here's a Dirty Secret Few People Know About McDonald's Famous Hot Apple Pie
2	2 Vote	A Whiff of the Hole? Challenge Accepted!
4	4 Vote	I Think We're ALL Suckers
2	2 Vote	At Least 26 Missing in Montana Lodge Washroom
2	2 Vote	CNN's Brooke Baldwin Blasts Trump for Mocking Prince George Doing Ballet
2	2 Vote	Trump Fighting to Control Rats
2	2 Vote	Heard You Don't Want to Imagine a World Without Doom Guy

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