Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in Jail
135	135 Vote	Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards 1	1
4	4 Vote	NCAA's Stricter Academic Rules: What Does N Stand For? Nonsense?
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
4	4 Vote	How Many Seconds Can You Make It Even More Annoying
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
5	5 Vote	First Picture Ever of a Woman's Face
145	145 Vote	Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
8	8 Vote	I Guess It Was Legal Before Now
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
13	13 Vote	Finished Fifty Shades of Kim Jong-Il
5	5 Vote	The Zillion-Dollar Suit Over Tiny Weiner Posts
12	12 Vote	11 Disney Princesses Ranked by Intelligence
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
5	5 Vote	What if You Are Dead Inside
6	6 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever
9	9 Vote	"Cunt" Should Not Exist
17	17 Vote	The Moment a Husband Wakes Up Without His Penis
21	21 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into the Sun
97	97 Vote	Your Room Is Basically a Chemical Weapon
11	11 Vote	U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
236	236 Vote	My Mom Is at It Again
6	6 Vote	3,200 Low-Income Preschoolers Denied Head Start Because of Bieber
4	4 Vote	The FBI Is Quietly Pushing Its Plan to Solve the Climate
9	9 Vote	400 Years of Crap
6	6 Vote	Consumer Reports Advises People to "Stone" Them
5	5 Vote	2 Minutes and 30 Seconds of Your Life
5	5 Vote	Stop Working and Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "the Gay People"
6	6 Vote	Calling Them "Girls" Was Their First Mistake. What Happened Next
26	26 Vote	More Miami Dolphins Drama: Suspended Lineman Claims He Visited Heaven and Met Jesus
4	4 Vote	New Dishonored Package Comes With Cults, Cleavage, and Alcoholism
3	3 Vote	Teachers Give Us Our Goddamn Morning-After Pills Already
4	4 Vote	Paul Giamatti Is Coming to Street Fighter IV PC: Achievements, Higher Resolutions, New Shaders
5	5 Vote	A Quarter of Men Say Women Should Pay More Taxes
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
7	7 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Is Not Over

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