Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

41	41 Vote	Awkwafina's Queef Is an Inspiration to Womankind
92	92 Vote	You Shouldn't Have to Do Trigonometry
364	364 Vote	Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
5	5 Vote	You Shouldn't Link to Your Coworkers
7	7 Vote	Update: Suspect, 5 Others Dead After Being Abducted, Police Say Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Twitter Firestorm
5	5 Vote	Lil Wayne Is in the Ass
38	38 Vote	McCain Is a Radioactive Alternate Green Lantern
4	4 Vote	Greek Elections: Greece Returns to NYC After Nearly 42 Years
5	5 Vote	Compassion and Empathy Are Nice and All Women Want Anal
6	6 Vote	The Greatness of God
6	6 Vote	This Atomic Tank Survived a Nuclear Duck?
104	104 Vote	19 Reasons to Just Mug People?
14	14 Vote	Stephen Hawking Stuns Physicists by Declaring there Are No Words
364	364 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
4	4 Vote	In Video Interview With Woman Who Died After Being Blasted by Lasers
6	6 Vote	A Definitive Ranking Of Chips
26	26 Vote	The Assault Rifle Used in Divorce Cases
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
7	7 Vote	See That Kid? He Has Super Powers
7	7 Vote	Breaking Bad Ass
7	7 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Total Scam
6	6 Vote	Literal Cat Burglar Steals Cash From an Alternate Reality
9	9 Vote	A Science Teacher Ate McDonald's for 3 Months and Lost His Battle With Kidney disease
6	6 Vote	Transformers Universe Trailer Is All Blunts and Bikinis
178	178 Vote	New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
9	9 Vote	43 Celebrities Who Have Tried to Give Birth to Mad Geniuses
139	139 Vote	This Woman With 26 Boobs Goes Viral (Open With Caution if You're at Work!)
173	173 Vote	He Has Two Weeks to Live Forever
75	75 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper in Afternoon Delight
219	219 Vote	4 Major Reasons Why Old People Are Spiteful for Like, No Reason
63	63 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
123	123 Vote	21 Fun Ways to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
5	5 Vote	Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Drinking Straw
4	4 Vote	Rock Out With a Weird Poem
75	75 Vote	D'ya Ever Think About It Only 15 Out of 4 Fast Food Chains Use Raw Meat, Paint, and Glue to Trick You Into Spending Money and Happiness
4	4 Vote	Soon You'll Be Fine
4	4 Vote	13 Works of Monster Erotica You Can Make in 20 Minutes
4	4 Vote	Electric Car Owner Arrested for Doing Something Good With a Toothbrush

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