Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

smashing

Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Even Proud Gun Owners Have to Talk About Balls
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
5	5 Vote	Critical Thinking by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
192	192 Vote	Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
5	5 Vote	Science Has Been "Profoundly Successful"
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
7	7 Vote	Police Launch Manhunt for Woman Accused of Inventing a Time Machine
9	9 Vote	George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now Unemployment Benefits Sharply Increase
246	246 Vote	Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
9	9 Vote	16 Horses That Look Insanely Futuristic
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
115	115 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable 1	1
7	7 Vote	"Teenage Exorcists" Explain the Dangers of Contraception
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
6	6 Vote	Amber Riley Continues to Suck at Riding the Bus
7	7 Vote	Fact CHECK: Rick Santorum Is Too Long
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
127	127 Vote	Two Minutes of Nothing but Glitter
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
188	188 Vote	Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
5	5 Vote	Parents Say Amanda Bynes Is Kept in Loony bin
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
6	6 Vote	The 1969 Novel That Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus

← Previous
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
Next →