Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
114	114 Vote	Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
81	81 Vote	Dr. Seuss Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?
101	101 Vote	Guys, Shut Up, the Giant Robots Look Like Justin Bieber
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
135	135 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut Up About His Uncut Penis
93	93 Vote	Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
92	92 Vote	36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
168	168 Vote	Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
116	116 Vote	Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party