Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

104	104 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Real "Boobies"
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2