Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
33	33 Vote	Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
174	174 Vote	Why Yes, There Are Now Women
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2