Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
146	146 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Hysterical
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
364	364 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
142	142 Vote	All Dogs Go to Hell 1	1
68	68 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
108	108 Vote	Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of This World
2	2 Vote	28 Things You're Doing Completely Wrong
277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
9	9 Vote	This Is a Lie
244	244 Vote	IPCC Report: Humans Are Fucking Gross
5	5 Vote	Yes, You Read That Right
248	248 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
190	190 Vote	Wisconsin Is the Worst
40	40 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat a Drunk Driver
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
24	24 Vote	How to Make and Use a Racial Slur
157	157 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
117	117 Vote	10 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy (?) 1	1
325	325 Vote	Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
87	87 Vote	Japan Gets to 2nd Base
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
77	77 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Limbo Forever?
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
78	78 Vote	The Internet Implodes
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1

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