Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19
361	361 Vote	Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars 1	1
285	285 Vote	Why I'm Switching Back to Earth 1	1

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