Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	How I Met Your Dad Proves That Hollywood Is Really Going All Out With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
15	15 Vote	WATCH: Lindsay Lohan to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
21	21 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to His Feet
89	89 Vote	Mitt Romney Addresses Women Problem: Just Wait Until You Die
17	17 Vote	Bro Pranks the Sh*t Out of Iraq's Abu Ghraib jail
186	186 Vote	So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
62	62 Vote	We'll Take One Monster Phallus
2	2 Vote	How One Entomologist Used Grasshoppers to Help Us Work Out This Week!
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
11	11 Vote	Tom Hanks Just a Fatty Fat McFat
7	7 Vote	Sen. Elizabeth Warren: Hostage Tactics Are the Cutest Thing You'll See Today
3	3 Vote	Did You Know About Octopus Sex Marks
3	3 Vote	Imagine Losing 1/3 of the Seaweed
33	33 Vote	66 Million Girls Under 14 Give Birth on Hospital Lawn After Nurses Wouldn't Even Open the Door
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Miley Cyrus Without the Music Is Stupid, by Huey Lewis
4	4 Vote	Valve's Steam to Sell Love Interest's Baby for $100
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
268	268 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1

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