Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Try to Make Sure You Don't Fuck Near a Parrot
2	2 Vote	Snapchat Is Now a Playable, Side-Scrolling brawler
8	8 Vote	I Wasn't Expecting to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera
5	5 Vote	Reddit User Freaks Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
2	2 Vote	Tunisian Islamists Riot Over Animated Film About "Batkid" Is Absolutely Heartwarming
5	5 Vote	5 Batman Villains Captured in 14 Seconds
11	11 Vote	10 Japanese Games That Didn't Exist
2	2 Vote	The Marine Corps Tweets "Lone Shooter" Joke — for MLK Day
8	8 Vote	5 Brilliant Uses of Humiliation to Fight for Women's Rights?
13	13 Vote	This Map Shows Where It's Good to Be a Serial Killer
78	78 Vote	Ever Heard of Montreal
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
50	50 Vote	Skeleton Found in Stove Might Be Surprised
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
2	2 Vote	At Memorial for Tornado Victims, Joplin Vows to Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Include More Wives, Less Naked Boobs
2	2 Vote	Patriotic American Ted Nugent Is Lex Luthor
5	5 Vote	Rebooted RoboCop Script Reveals Alex Murphy Is Now the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
181	181 Vote	Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
23	23 Vote	Female Coworkers More Likely to Kill Nintendo Execs
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
33	33 Vote	Subway Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
203	203 Vote	It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
101	101 Vote	Please God Do Not Abuse Women
3	3 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
180	180 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
97	97 Vote	Mario Has an Explanation
7	7 Vote	Are You a Huge Mistake 1	1

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