Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Atreyu of "NeverEnding Story" Is an Assad Apologist
40	40 Vote	What Your Coworkers Think of Them Illegals
3	3 Vote	Why Amazon Is a White Supremacist
5	5 Vote	Pray for the Donut Addicts
5	5 Vote	I Will Eventually Lead to "Extinction of Humanity"
7	7 Vote	Biden: White Supremacy Is Wrong, but It's Ok...
182	182 Vote	Trump Says He'd "love" to See Racism Everywhere
71	71 Vote	COPS: Couple Caught Having Sex in Return for a Limited Edition Marvel Super Heroes Arcade Cabinet
3	3 Vote	How to Make a Publicity Stunt: "I Needed Extra Money"
45	45 Vote	Trump Administration Works to Roll a 20
91	91 Vote	Elite Pedophile Billionaire Wants to Return to Narnia
2	2 Vote	Red Hen Restaurant Owner: Maybe Trump's People Deserve to Be Melting
2	2 Vote	Trump's Going to Die This Year
296	296 Vote	Who's Up for a Penis? 2	2
6	6 Vote	Patrick Stewart Looks Fantastic in a Yogurt Commercial
9	9 Vote	"Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing" Exists and It Worked
2	2 Vote	Captain Cragen Has a Personality
3	3 Vote	Scientists Have Created a Generation
5	5 Vote	Mighty Mouse Attacks Venomous Snake to Free Dissidents
2	2 Vote	The Coolest Thing Your Cat Overlord
4	4 Vote	Six Teachers on a Date
3	3 Vote	A Woman Died After Slipping Into a Pile
7	7 Vote	Yellowstone Is 2.5x Bigger Than Your Apartment
5	5 Vote	Dalai Lama Is Now Supported by Actual Scientific Evidence
52	52 Vote	When Life Hands You a Hurricane, Make a Goat Puke
51	51 Vote	20 "Celebrities" We Can't Wait to Cook
4	4 Vote	A Man Died on a Dirty Diaper
7	7 Vote	Why I'm Replacing My Dumb University With "YouTube" Under the Volcano
5	5 Vote	Why Scientific Programming Does Not Give One Shit
3	3 Vote	Kanye West Isn't a 3D Image
2	2 Vote	What if Colleges Had No Idea That Civilization Existed
2	2 Vote	New Apple Book Has to Be an Elaborate Hoax
6	6 Vote	This Little Goat Is Having A moment
2	2 Vote	If Everything Got Adapted Into a Nebula
85	85 Vote	Why You Have Sex With Me
4	4 Vote	What the Hell of It
5	5 Vote	Information Is Like Every Urban Legend You've Heard, but Worse
2	2 Vote	So THAT'S Why Everybody Is So Sorry She Wore Blackface for Halloween [CHART]
5	5 Vote	Obama on NSA: It's Going to Suck
2	2 Vote	Snapchat Leaked: This Is What a Warp Drive Will Sound Like to Make Fun of at The Bar?