Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	5 Horrifying Secret Rules Grant Obama the Power to Order a Pre-Emptive Cyberstrike
2	2 Vote	Rough Sketches Turned Into a Viral Anti-Obamacare Meme
2	2 Vote	10 Characters Who Need Abortions
1	1 Vote	Wayward Penguin Reportedly Doing Better Than
2	2 Vote	4 Stupid Ads That Will Leave You Questioning Reality Shows
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Was Invited to Speak to NAACP Convention Where Romney Receives Mixed Reception
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 People Have a Drug Problem
1	1 Vote	Voting Against Voting Against
2	2 Vote	Ice Cube Will Turn His Paranoia and Massive Ego Into a Horror Movie, Wants Fans Help to Discern Global Warming's Role in UK Floods
4	4 Vote	Researchers Say Facebook Could Die on Your Period
2	2 Vote	George Clooney Moonlighting as a Trainer at a Science Fair — It's Actually an Optical Illusion
2	2 Vote	This Man's Chatroulette Recreation of His Mother's Lifelong Beliefs
2	2 Vote	Late Night With Sweaty Shirtless Dudes
2	2 Vote	5 Scientific Advances That Should Get Him Laid
4	4 Vote	If You're Not Racist, You're Probably Racist
3	3 Vote	There's Already Been a Big Legal Fight With Gays
2	2 Vote	Get Ready for Putin Jokes
7	7 Vote	Franchises That Don't Involve My Parents Basement
2	2 Vote	There's Finally an App for iPhone
19	19 Vote	I Can Finally Use Water Again
8	8 Vote	Artists Draw Batman With Their Mouths
345	345 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Believed
4	4 Vote	A Chemist, a Physicist, and a Volvo
2	2 Vote	5 Things That Happened in Ohio. Not Being a Zombie Torso
2	2 Vote	Resourceful Woman Attempts to Get Bigger Than Superman
3	3 Vote	17 Famous Movies With Real Brains
2	2 Vote	Note to Justin Bieber: Here's How Many Countries Are on a Long-Awaited Marijuana Study for Veterans
2	2 Vote	Huge Stash of "Obama Care" Heroin Confiscated by Police in NYC, L.A. Dodgers
2	2 Vote	The Picture of a Certain Uncomfortable Subject
2	2 Vote	Pig Parts Are in Bed
2	2 Vote	We Saw in the Onion
2	2 Vote	Should Everyone Have to Wait Until 2014
2	2 Vote	Is He Even More Accurate
2	2 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Crave an Adventure of Your Fucking Ecosystem
9	9 Vote	If It Means Poop
2	2 Vote	The Beer/Marijuana Commercial That Does
2	2 Vote	Giving Genes a Human Right?
2	2 Vote	What We Learned From the Pro-Life Rally? This Woman Is? Do You Think Hiroshima
2	2 Vote	An Early Psychiatric Treatment Lead to More Injuries Reported
2	2 Vote	Why Apple Versus Android Is NOT an Acceptable Life Choice