Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	This Sperm Whale Exploding Is Incredible [Potentially NSFW]
255	255 Vote	Sir, You Are the Worst
104	104 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Edge
181	181 Vote	It's Time to Panic
8	8 Vote	You Are Suffering From Future Rob Schneider Movies
69	69 Vote	Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
6	6 Vote	Look Everyone, I Won! I Won! I Won! I Won! I Won! I Won!
8	8 Vote	Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of a Porn Star Jill Kelly
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
6	6 Vote	Rick Perry Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
47	47 Vote	Obama and First Lady "Fat Butt Michelle Obama"
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
8	8 Vote	Today We Honor Columbus, an Inspiration for Black-Jewish Relations
56	56 Vote	Why Gmail's New Design Is Horseshit
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
7	7 Vote	You Won't Have to Live Forever
9	9 Vote	Guantanamo Detainees Clamoring for Erotic Novel Research
372	372 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Pencil
5	5 Vote	Creationist Explains Why Women Shouldn't Go to School
7	7 Vote	Stephen Colbert the Most Perfect Man Alive
131	131 Vote	Batman Faces a Devastating Life Alone 1	1
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
5	5 Vote	Rihanna's Masturbation Message for Americans on Thanksgiving
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
6	6 Vote	Norway's Prime Minister of Silly Walks Turns 74
210	210 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in American Politics
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
4	4 Vote	The Internet Threatened to Kill Someone
8	8 Vote	Teen Kills Mom, Cripples Dad After Being Decapitated
80	80 Vote	Beyoncé s New Song About Not Taking Standardized Tests
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
7	7 Vote	10 Evil Schemes That Could Have Helped Boost America's I.Q
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
4	4 Vote	See the Interactive Infographic That Will Affirm Your Hatred for America
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
84	84 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
112	112 Vote	Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2

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