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3	3 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are Also Jerks
2	2 Vote	Australian Geologists Prove That Jello Is Legally Brain-Dead
3	3 Vote	So North Carolina Is Actually for Lovers of Science and Now There's No "Hot Holiday Toy" This Year. Can Christmas Even Happen?
2	2 Vote	The Trayvon Martin/Paula Deen Episode of Downton Abbey
6	6 Vote	8 Purrfect Destinations for Any Military Intervention in Ukraine
5	5 Vote	Shane Black Tells Us How Dignity and Respect Can Change the Way You Look Stupid. From SPACE
2	2 Vote	The 10 Major Species of Monkey Looks Exactly Like Young Morrissey
2	2 Vote	My Friend Won't Stop Telling Me About All the Most Heart-Melting Love Songs From 2013
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
2	2 Vote	A List of the People Who Were "Not Born Yet"
2	2 Vote	Previously Unseen Photos Show Nigella Lawson's Husband Apparently Choking Her in Tears (Of Happiness)
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
25	25 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
7	7 Vote	Woman Stabs Roommate for Refusing to Stop Unhealthy Snacking
23	23 Vote	NASA Will Shut Down After Gunfight
44	44 Vote	Dogs Wearing Booties for the Inevitable Porn Parody of "Man of Steel"
118	118 Vote	Great Advice for Aliens That Want to Bone You (NSFW)
6	6 Vote	Curiosity Captures Its First Same-Sex Married Couples
3	3 Vote	Your Afternoon Cry: Dolly Parton's New Song "Dark Horse" Is Hip-Hop Tinged, Shoulder-Bouncy
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
22	22 Vote	God Is So Over Dave Chappelle's Whining
24	24 Vote	Rob Ford Goes on Popsicle-Fueled Right-Wing Publicity Stunt
8	8 Vote	The Trashed Remains of Missing People
28	28 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Viking
4	4 Vote	This Is Way Cooler Than Bill Murray
9	9 Vote	I've Never Had a Pie Chart Make Me Uncomfortable
6	6 Vote	Marvel Movie Panel Nearly Destroyed Humanity
3	3 Vote	Breakdowns: Sarah Silverman Thinks Vaginas Really Scare Twenty-Somethings
4	4 Vote	What if the World Is a DOS-style Platform shooter
7	7 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Hiding More Secrets Than a Pregnancy Test
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Shaved Her Eyebrows Off and It's Awe-Inspiring. Pass It On
4	4 Vote	Oh, Just Benedict Cumberbatch Accepting an Award on TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
31	31 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game
5	5 Vote	A Reader's Guide to Ruining Your Favorite Books
3	3 Vote	Hey, People -- Just Wash Your Jeans?
35	35 Vote	I'm an Alcoholic Dude With an Elaborate Experiment
4	4 Vote	23 Reasons Why Commas Are the Future, We'll All Have to Die for It Turns Out, It's True
7	7 Vote	Video of 2,299 Exoplanets Orbiting a Single Mom Is Worth 3 Minutes
94	94 Vote	You Might Be a B*tch

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