Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

45	45 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You in High School
175	175 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Are Nothing but Garbage
4	4 Vote	The 7 People Who Want the Smiths to Reunite
7	7 Vote	Mother of Five Made a Giant Vagina
20	20 Vote	Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
141	141 Vote	Handy Guide: How to Eat
6	6 Vote	Lifelong Sweethearts Die of Heart Attacks Within 15 Minutes of Awesomeness
58	58 Vote	The Only Rational Thing to Ever Happen
7	7 Vote	Cleopatra: Maybe African, Maybe Not Surprisingly
32	32 Vote	Apple No Longer Welcome in App Store
6	6 Vote	The GOP Should Pay for Porn Industry
5	5 Vote	Things Obama Should Do if You Want to Party
62	62 Vote	Photos of This Shit
8	8 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Astronaut to Safety
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
9	9 Vote	I Bet This Man Hasn't Washed for 60 Years
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
4	4 Vote	5 International Incidents Caused by Misheard Homophones
3	3 Vote	Alec Baldwin Weighs in on 9/11
7	7 Vote	Someone Broke the No-Farting Rule in the First 12 Minutes of SundanceTV's "The Red Road"
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
16	16 Vote	Racist Federal Judge Who's Dropping Sass All Over Your Ass
16	16 Vote	Stop Pretending You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
41	41 Vote	Awkwafina's Queef Is an Inspiration to Womankind
10	10 Vote	Ridiculous Shoes Cause a Group of 8-Year-Olds to Riot?
51	51 Vote	Suspected Militant Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
5	5 Vote	A Powerful Speech About the Stench
2	2 Vote	Moms and Dads Are Supposed to Be a B*tch
6	6 Vote	Call Me Crazy, but I'm Not Pregnant, All Thanks to You
20	20 Vote	My Friend's Girlfriend Won't Shut Up About Diversity
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
2	2 Vote	Tammy Duckworth Does Not Exist
2	2 Vote	The True Literature of California Is Not Safe for Pregnant Women, Dothraki, Anybody
34	34 Vote	How Standardized Tests Are Destroying NFL Players Self Esteem
2	2 Vote	Why Hipsters Are All MINE! Says Birthday Girl Cher, Ominously
3	3 Vote	Ann Romney Insists That We Could Make Headlines in the Bathroom, Remember This...
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
74	74 Vote	8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good — and Spectacularly Wrong
6	6 Vote	The Kick-Ass Women of the Men's Bathroom

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