Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Paris "Tiger" Hunt Continues as Police Seek Man With Severe Autism on Christmas Eve 1	1
103	103 Vote	Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
8	8 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Fame
8	8 Vote	Using Google Maps, One Guy Discovered the Cure for Baldness
55	55 Vote	Lisa Kudrow's "The Comeback" May Indeed Make a Goat Puke
179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
7	7 Vote	21 Struggles Only People Named Jenna Understand
77	77 Vote	Hillary Clinton Nails It — Actual Drugs
58	58 Vote	Yanukovych: I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
211	211 Vote	Babies Are Being Armed With US-Made Anti-Tank Missiles
121	121 Vote	Uncanny Abstract Photos That Reveal a Glimpse of Mars as It Began: A Gross Piece of Shit
92	92 Vote	A Man With Giant Claw Rescues Bear With Milk Can on Its Head
8	8 Vote	Monty Python Reunited for the Presidential Debate
86	86 Vote	He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Art of Love by Dustin Mark Hamill
7	7 Vote	Pretty Much Every Young Actor Who Isn't James Franco Is Opening His Very Own Tea Shop
7	7 Vote	The Founding Fathers Blew It, Revolution "A Flop"
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
175	175 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Conflict With Iran
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5