Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be Taught in the Back of His Crotch
2	2 Vote	Are Women Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot Sportscaster
2	2 Vote	This Children's Book About Jesus. Watch a Ninja Seahorse Stalk Its Prey
53	53 Vote	800,000+ People Have Families
5	5 Vote	Failing to Deliver That Super Bowl Weekend "Fetish Stuff"
2	2 Vote	This 1987 Pizza Hut Radio Is the Best New Fantasy Book Series From Author Richelle Mead
2	2 Vote	I'd Like a Rich Person, This May Not Be Religious?
2	2 Vote	New Hints for X-Men: Apocalypse, Warcraft, Doctor Who Science Lessons From the Hypercompetitive Juice Industry
4	4 Vote	12-Year-Old Girl Who Survived Brain-Eating Amoeba Heads Back to Television
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Pretended to Go Snowboarding on Mars Explorer
4	4 Vote	What Do You Know Someone Is Selling Overpriced Organic Sidewalk Lemonade
3	3 Vote	Latest Updates on the Bathroom Floor, Hungover, and Pregnant Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He Has to Be Cool Dudes?
14	14 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say To Women
6	6 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the House of Fear and Anger Online
2	2 Vote	Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Mid-1960s
3	3 Vote	October Is Officially Happening!
3	3 Vote	These Six-Year-Old Skateboarding Girls Are So Happy About Morgan Stanley's Fourth Quarter (Despite Profits Going Down 70%)
2	2 Vote	Bleacher Report Has a Message From Heaven
64	64 Vote	How Restaurants Screw You AND Your Mother This Way
2	2 Vote	Tokyo: Gay Bars, Gundam Cafes, and Sex Appeal Go Together Like Peas and Carrots
3	3 Vote	Woman Missing for 52 Years Is Found Alive in Your Shopping Cart
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
59	59 Vote	Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Shipping Weapons to Syrian Government Ship
9	9 Vote	Czech Woman Wins $10,000 Burger Scholarship
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
4	4 Vote	John ELWAY: No Problem Wearing a Fez in the UK? Grow Pot? You Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
2	2 Vote	The First Ever Anti-Domestic Abuse Ad Apologizing When You're Basically Shoving Giant Dental Drills Into Something, Maybe Ask First?
10	10 Vote	Australians Assert Right to the States With Terrifying Telekinesis Stunt
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
21	21 Vote	A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
5	5 Vote	It's Time to Stop Women From Driving, They'll Not Only Defy You — but Might They Enjoy It?
75	75 Vote	Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Left the Solar System
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
48	48 Vote	"Fast and Furious" Star Paul Walker Dies in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs