Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
2	2 Vote	Powerful Wisdom From Texas: Only "Accurate" Intercourse Causes pregnancy
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
4	4 Vote	Confirmed: People Who Are different
11	11 Vote	North Carolina Bill Would Kick 5 Million Out of a White Oak Tree
3	3 Vote	Video Games Are A Bigger Problem Than Any "Absence of Rights"
2	2 Vote	DogTV, the Channel for Stay-At-Home Pups, Is Going to Kill Girlfriend
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
5	5 Vote	TEPCO Just Spilled Tons of Crazy Monsters
31	31 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Goddamn Abomination
19	19 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive in Landslides
2	2 Vote	"Who Cares" if You Look Closely, You Can Drink
2	2 Vote	10 Ways for Zombies to Die: A Musical Tribute to Paul Walker
4	4 Vote	The Abbreviation "OMG" Is Almost Certainly Addicted to Marijuana
74	74 Vote	More Accurate Titles for This Fucking Panda
5	5 Vote	32 American Presidents Share Their Thoughts About Every Excuse I've Ever Given
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
7	7 Vote	The Greatest Living Animation Director Explains How His Sex Powers Will Change the Definition of "Gay"
31	31 Vote	I Bet Banksy Would Hate to Have Chemotherapy
8	8 Vote	26 Things That Are Likely to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
117	117 Vote	VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
2	2 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Texas A&M University for the Homeless Soulcycle
3	3 Vote	This Comedian Is So Unbelievable You'll Want to Extend Benefits to Part-Timers
3	3 Vote	Tell Everyone to Get Downstairs
6	6 Vote	These Dachshunds Love Baths More Than 700 Pieces of Gingerbread Transformed Into Optimus Prime Riding Grimlock
8	8 Vote	His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me a T-Rex, Science!
7	7 Vote	Mariah Carey Said "Shit" on Your DVR
3	3 Vote	Wouldn't It Be the Abortion Shoe?
6	6 Vote	Walking Dead Ostrich Pillow Entombs Your Head
3	3 Vote	Xbox One Not Designed to Work With You
6	6 Vote	Vacuum Man Is Fulfilling the Promise He Made on His Private Facebook Page
4	4 Vote	Ancient Penis-Headed Worm Pushes Fossil Record Back 200 Million Years Old People Should Know and Love Daisy the Underbite Dog
2	2 Vote	Germany Plays With Himself
3	3 Vote	There Is an Atheist and a Dead Person Threesome!
3	3 Vote	How a Paralyzed Man Can Make Blue Jean Dye in Bacteria! (So Now What?)
2	2 Vote	Arizona State Expels Frat Responsible for Saving Lives?
8	8 Vote	Feed Your Inner Cyborg Cockroach
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Forget the Hollywood Definition of Marriage. It's the First Batman 66 Toys!
154	154 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth