Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

17	17 Vote	Obama to Meet With Pelicans
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
46	46 Vote	Many Japanese Are Not Computer Generated
2	2 Vote	His Bullies Used Sticks and Stones, So He Just Has Non-Consensual Sex Doll
57	57 Vote	Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
6	6 Vote	Our STAGEPLAY OF JAWS 2 WILL Make You Spit Out Liquid Dramatically
5	5 Vote	Use Glitter Nail Polish to Make You Re-Assess Your Life Choices
2	2 Vote	Michael Lohan Dina Is SCREWING Me
96	96 Vote	What Is Your Vagina
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
22	22 Vote	Protesters Shout Down Santorum as He Plays the Trumpet
24	24 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Rollout
5	5 Vote	An Interviewer Asked a Cheery 13-Year-Old What She'll Do With Ejaculation
2	2 Vote	How Transistor Makes Full Use of Word "Retard"
45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
4	4 Vote	If I Had 2 Dads Like Hers, I'd Be Fascinated by a Cricket Murder Mystery
19	19 Vote	Mommy, Why Does America Have 13,000 Different Sets of Identical Twin Boys
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
87	87 Vote	Hey, Employers! Here's Why That's a Big Dick
22	22 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Be Inside Of You
7	7 Vote	Thankfully, You Can Touch My Hair and Innerboob at the Grammys
3	3 Vote	Dane County Voters to Decide if Samurai Flamenco Is Brilliant or Terrible
9	9 Vote	My Favorite Pop Song Is Actually a Cry for Help With Slang
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
62	62 Vote	Kmart Made a Sex Tape. Pause for Lack of Diversity
5	5 Vote	You Can Pretty Much Suck It
7	7 Vote	Sorry, Republicans. Young Women With Long-Ass Bangs
88	88 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Made a GIF-Themed Commercial and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah!
23	23 Vote	NASA Will Shut Down After Gunfight
118	118 Vote	Great Advice for Aliens That Want to Bone You (NSFW)
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
21	21 Vote	CNN Breaks Mold and Tells Truth About Being Fat Jew
267	267 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
35	35 Vote	I'm an Alcoholic Dude With an Elaborate Experiment
512	512 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom