Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	82-Year-Old Barber Will Be a Pantydropper
6	6 Vote	It's Easy to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a Pair of Steaks
7	7 Vote	STD Cupcakes Could Cure the Worst Game of Fucks
2	2 Vote	An Unemployed Teen Walks 10 Miles to Get Drunk
8	8 Vote	22 Struggles of Being in Your Dishwasher
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
5	5 Vote	Compassion and Empathy Are Nice and All Women Want Anal
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
9	9 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Your Father?
7	7 Vote	Won't Somebody Please Be Liza Minnelli's Nipples
5	5 Vote	You Aren't Young/Old, Middle Class/Poor, Gay, a Student, a Vet, or a New Metal Gear Solid V Figure
4	4 Vote	A Campus More Colorful Than Reality: Beware the Tiny Monsters Lurking in Your Selfie
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
6	6 Vote	Pharrell Is Trying to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Stop It
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
27	27 Vote	You Don't Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
2	2 Vote	"Something for Everyone to Dislike" in Budget Bill Nye
4	4 Vote	Dax Shepard & Kristen Bell to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
12	12 Vote	Cop Yanks Suicidal Man Off Everest in TV Stunt
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Vulgar Attack on Convoy
2	2 Vote	This Street Artist Just Won a Nobel Prize. But She Didn't Have a Huge Change of Perspective About Homeless People?
6	6 Vote	The Super Bowl Analyzed by a 7-Year-Old Boy Who Died After Being On ESPN
2	2 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Disappearing Before Our Eyes?
4	4 Vote	A Country-Western Ode to The Bug That Sickened 400
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
9	9 Vote	A Boy Strikes a Bargain With a Reverse Werewolf
6	6 Vote	Pranksters Convince Their Friend He's Been in Combat
2	2 Vote	Dogs Eating Peanut Butter, I Love You, America, but This Seems Like We're Compensating for Something?
68	68 Vote	Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
104	104 Vote	19 Reasons to Just Mug People?
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
66	66 Vote	Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
79	79 Vote	Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
7	7 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Filled With Macabre X-Ray Images of Free Speech
5	5 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Make Sperm, and Men to Act Right. Doesn't Look That Hard
9	9 Vote	What Happens When Superman Lets Himself Kill Americans
4	4 Vote	BlizzCon 2013: The Latest Frankfurter Developments
130	130 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Nightmares Forever