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Interview With a Sandwich
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If Government Acted Like a Grown-Up
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Physicists Can't Be Right
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Here Is a Problem
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
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Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
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Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
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Breaking: Rick Santorum Tries to Scare Little Kids on Halloween
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Georgia Homeowner Introduces Masked Knife-Wielding Robber's Backside to His Defense of Gay Marriage Equality
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Let's Talk About Poop More Often
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Squid and Octopuses Traumatized by Cartoon Tea-Bagging
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10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
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I Don't Care Bears
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Neil Young Becomes a Couch Potato
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Doctor Who Gets Kids to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
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Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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22 Signs You're a Total Dick Cheney
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Wall Street Fighter
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All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
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Obama Takes the Fear Out of Bubblegum
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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The Hottest Year Ever in the Bathroom Closet
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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Florida Girl Faces Felony for Science Project Mistake
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The Whole Family Gets Lost at Sea After Seeing Where God Would Lead Them
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture