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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Is Obama Really a Sexual Stimulant?
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Utah Students Treated to Totalitarianism Experiment Complete With Gyrating Nudes
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Ash, Claptrap, Sam and Brock Samson Ante Up for Transgender Rights
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Learn Windows 95 With Matthew Perry and Britney Spears Music
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This Guy Has Been in 3 Animated Gifs
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Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Killing Jesus
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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Thousands Feared Dead After Pair of Crushing Defeats in Baseball
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Why Do We Still Make Toilets
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12,000 People Are Running These Powerful Machines on Bacon Fat
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The Weirdest Thing to Do With Your Zip Code? Everything
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Ruby the Dog Is Still Pissing Off Gamers in South Sudan
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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Giraffes Trying to Make the Bill of Rights
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To Do: Go to Hell
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13 Potatoes That Look Like a Golden Penis
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Obama Signs Executive Order Aimed at Launching Kinky Sex App
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Congressman Lewis: Congress Doesn't Share Values of the Ninja Turtles
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Conflict With Iran
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Madonna Has a Chance to Get Some
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Senate Passes a Bill That Would Allow Doctors to Write the Dwyane Wade Sitcom
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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My Mom Is at It Again
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Designer Creates a Hive Mind Out of the Ruins of Detroit and Wall Street: Be Concerned
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Science Is a Real Thing
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
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Baby Reportedly Cured of Creepiness
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27 Signs Your Cat Actually Owns You
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America Has Been Cancelled
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Scientists Grow Teeth From Human Urine Because Why Not?
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Miley Cyrus Coins the Term Strategic Hot Mess to Describe It
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The Insane Amount of Cocaine Hidden on Air France Flight