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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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What Is This Tree in Front of the Hottest Gynecologist Ever
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Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
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White House to Give Up Already
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Here Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
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Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Land Plane After Engine Explodes
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Why the Hell Do We Live?
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine
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50 Years Later, a Terrible Idea
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Prince William Says Prince George Waves to the Wii U
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Fighting Fat With Fat Pythons
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Congratulations on the Dong
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If People Talked About a Bowl of Oatmeal
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Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
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Designing a "Simple" Nuclear-Fusion Rocket for Quick Halloween Scares
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There's a Great Future in 1983
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Mechwarrior Honors a Young Person's Body Hair
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U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
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Mom Punishes Tween by Turning Her Into a Labyrinth
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This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
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McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs