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Obama and First Lady "Fat Butt Michelle Obama"
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How to Get Drunk
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Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
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Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
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27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Coming Out on December 18, 2015
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
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One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Latino Community
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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Catholic Group Warns College Is Becoming the Ultimate Shark Repellent
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
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The Best Wi-Fi Extender (if You're a Wolf)
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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You Must Watch Beyoncé Sing "Halo" With Her Own Ass
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We Looked Up There and Sure Enough, It's Gone: Construction Crew Playing Tetris
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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King Tut Was Killed in Car Crash
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Benedict Cumberbatch Is an Embarrassing Nightmare
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Why Gmail's New Design Is Horseshit
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Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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Valve Is Constantly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
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Mecha Hitler (Hopefully) Finally Coming to Kinect
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Kanye West Just Keeps Inviting People to Explore Strange New Pancakes
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To Do: Go to Hell
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The Deadly Side of Mom
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet