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It's Time to Panic
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Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
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Fake Orgasms Are Better for Brains Than Crosswords
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Hector "Macho" Camacho Very, Very, Very, Very Gay
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GOP Continues to Ruin Everything
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Why Does This Gun Make Me Hate Everything
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This Ronald McDonald Is Still F**king Weird
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This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants
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This Is Why I'm Afraid of This Massive Devil Horse Cake
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It's Thanksgiving So We Deported Him
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Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going Nuts Without Internet LOL
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Dog Forced to Participate in Slavery Reenactment
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You Don't Need Your Eyes When You're Drunk
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Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
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How to Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
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The Good, the Bad, and the President-Elect
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US Adults Are Morons
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Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
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Pope Claims That Torture Works
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Donald Trump Is Giving Us PTSD
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Motorola Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
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Report: Congress Is So Bad
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Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
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Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
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Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Freaking Delicious
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Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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19 Everyday Situations That Are Actually Fake
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How Global Warming Is Starting to Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once
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Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Tomorrow
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Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
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How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
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That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Real Lesbiany
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Get Ready to Die
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Military Drones Are HOT
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Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
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Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
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Standing Still on a Bagel
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful