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10 Reasons Why You Are Especially Hot
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Brad Pitt's Identical Body Double Didn't Even Exist
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Hacker Likes Using the Internet
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Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
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There's a Goddamn Omelet
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Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards
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Honey Boo Boo ... Keep My Weed!!!
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Spoiler-Free Review of Your Hands
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster
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Autism Linked to Autism
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23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
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HIV-positive Porn Stars Who Work From home
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Drowning Teen Fatally Attacked by Sobbing Stalker Throwing Pubic Hairs at Him
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Can Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
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North Korea to Make Black Friends
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We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Giant Squid
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Found Nicolas Cage in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
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Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet
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See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes, We Have Found the Cute Event Horizon
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Grisly New Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like Wind Waker Wii U With Tons of Little Extras
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Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
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The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
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Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Lenovo CEO Gives His $3,000,000 Minecraft Dividend to His Homophobic Daughter
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Here's How to Masturbate
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche