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Man Wakes Up Without His Penis
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Barack Obama's Answer to Obamacare, the Universe, and Everything
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When Godzilla Fought the Law
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Lady Gaga, FarmVille Combine Forces to Create Wide-Reaching Surveillance Center Despite "Significant Privacy Concerns"
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Broncos Star Von Miller Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Kim and Kanye in a Gruesome Chariot Accident, Says Science
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Facebook Wants to Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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The Sad Story of a Lego Robot That Can Draw Things
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Assault With a Dog With Two Dicks
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Charlie Sheen Just Got Real Lesbiany
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in the Womb
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Naked Crowd Surfer at Kings of Leon Show Invited to Speak at MLK Event
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Here's How You Get Toddlers to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies for Organs
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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The 16 Stages of Browsing the Internet With a Cat
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in American Politics
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Let's All Laugh at How Bad You Suck at Sports
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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BREAKING: The Best Ways to Be Wrong
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Kourtney Kardashian Is Single-Handedly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's CAT
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New Star Wars Movie Will Be Set in Harlem
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Watch a Tiger Make Out With Elmo in Times Square
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I'm Lara Croft. Everyone's Lara Croft, Actors Say
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Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Shakespeare
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Woman Gets Upset After Starbucks Writes Vagina Instead of WiFi
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Underbutt: Our Best Weapon Against the Boy Scouts
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The Heartwarming Story Behind Why This Army Vet Can't Own a Gun
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Please Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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How to Be a Cube
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The People Who Go Here Die. Some of Them Shouldn't Have Done That
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Baby Boomers Have All the Heroin
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Fast Food Workers Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant