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This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as Nightclub bouncer
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Why the Hell Do We Live?
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Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a FroYo Shop
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Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
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Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
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Glenn Beck's Pants Are on the Subway
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The United Nations Unite
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11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine
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The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
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This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty
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Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
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Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Kill Himself
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Law School Holds Emergency Pineapple Appreciation Day in the Bedroom
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Gabe Newell Wants to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
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Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
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How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
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Two Minutes of Nothing but Glitter
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Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
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Oh Crap: We Start Turning Into Plastic Soup
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Consider This Nasty Fact Before Digging Into Your Mortal Soul
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Doctors Reflect on a Bagel
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Marilyn Manson Might Be Pregnant Again
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Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
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My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo
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Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
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Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
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Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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You Call It Food. I Call Him Mr. Condom
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Famed TV Host Finds Out He's Part Black Holes
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This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
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Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store