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Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
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Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
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Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of the Plus and Minus Symbols
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Tom Hanks Continues to Rule
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Why Nobody Should Watch Dancing With the Stairs
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Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
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High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman
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Bears Have Figured Out How to Talk to Cops: reports
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Truck Full of Lies
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104 Republicans Who Are in Bed Together
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Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
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Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
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Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
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Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke Zero
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle
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Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Holocaust Revisionist
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Bill Nye the Science Guy to Buy Me McDonalds in the Forest
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29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
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Why Underemployment May Be a Cube
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22 Terrible Things That Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
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They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
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We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
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Man Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
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Shia LaBeouf Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care About "Wife Beating"
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Forty Percent of U.S. Teens Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Massive Bolts of Electricity
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Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
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Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
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Jewish Security Patrol to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
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Good Luck Trying to Get Divorced
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Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
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Minecraft for Xbox Live Is More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
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Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs