Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
156	156 Vote	Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
89	89 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Their Video Game Character
58	58 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With Deep Personal Monologues
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
119	119 Vote	How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
253	253 Vote	Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
94	94 Vote	How to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
281	281 Vote	Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
55	55 Vote	Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
136	136 Vote	We Have Two Arms and Two Legs 1	1
224	224 Vote	Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
128	128 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Growing Boobs on One of These
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
51	51 Vote	Iran Launches Childhood Pets Into Space Elevator
118	118 Vote	Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
63	63 Vote	Tylenol Found to Contain Horse Meat
79	79 Vote	England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
45	45 Vote	Puppy Too Fat for X-Factor
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
15	15 Vote	Best App Ever Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
188	188 Vote	Check Out This Crap
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
181	181 Vote	Wondering Why Young People Don't Have Sex With Ghosts
213	213 Vote	The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious 1	1
15	15 Vote	I Always Try to Masturbate on the Cheap
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes

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