Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

124	124 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Vomit and Shit
102	102 Vote	Confused Old Man Cannot Figure Out the Maze
107	107 Vote	Monster Hunter Tri Did Not Expect to Find Waldo
87	87 Vote	Don't Panic: PS3 Hardware Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
67	67 Vote	Man Rips Off Own Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
190	190 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
62	62 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink Water
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
21	21 Vote	Tiny Paper Hats Are Extremely Dapper
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
90	90 Vote	Billionaires in the Sewers?
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
50	50 Vote	Birdman Sells Spare Condo ... Gets Crushed by Eggs
148	148 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour 1	1
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
90	90 Vote	Oh My God: The Terrifying Moment a Freight Train Smashes Into a Trampoline
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
556	556 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
45	45 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Comics Imply About Christmas Trees
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
16	16 Vote	Ariana Grande Indirectly Denies That She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
139	139 Vote	Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird

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