Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

249	249 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
128	128 Vote	From 7,500 Feet Up, London Looks Like a Pussy
94	94 Vote	How I Learned From Having Sex With Fruit
66	66 Vote	23 Things Only Truckers Know About "Jurassic World"
219	219 Vote	This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With a Porno
105	105 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Her Employer, Claiming People Deliberately Farted on Her Own Vagina
51	51 Vote	Homophobic Invitation Sent to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
79	79 Vote	Motherfucking Tarantula on a 1968 Child's Menu
124	124 Vote	Bad News: Obama Doesn't Want Dogs on Wheels
66	66 Vote	CBS Picks Up Drama About a Bro Who Can Fashion His Beard Into Any Shape Imaginable
196	196 Vote	Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1	1
65	65 Vote	Marco Rubio Steps Closer to an Unusual Love for Anime
72	72 Vote	150-Year-Old Human Skull Is Transformed Into Jessica Rabbit
44	44 Vote	5 Things Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Secret to Catching Giant Tuna: Using Crack Cocaine as Bait
104	104 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Colon
318	318 Vote	Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
101	101 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You Smarter
268	268 Vote	The Internet Is Full of Sh*t 3	3
105	105 Vote	Kanye West Ham
113	113 Vote	Dad Jokes So Bad That Our Ankles Hurt
61	61 Vote	Kim Kardashian Naked, Eating a Booger at the Emmys 2015
179	179 Vote	New Linux Bug Could Cause Unexpected Erections
58	58 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Has "Sex With Demons"
43	43 Vote	The Islamic State of Flying Squirrels and Yard Goats
262	262 Vote	Donald Trump Files $500 Million Suit Against Homosexuality 1	1
117	117 Vote	J.K. Rowling Hints at NAZISM
140	140 Vote	Maybe We Can't Handle a Foot-Long
80	80 Vote	8 Actors Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
142	142 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Disgusting
446	446 Vote	Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
116	116 Vote	Jesus Didn't Discriminate Against Disabled People in 2014
76	76 Vote	US Officials: Russia Fighter Jets Look Like Total Nerdburgers
84	84 Vote	Semen Can Literally Control the Stock Market
102	102 Vote	How Not to Die Alone
144	144 Vote	5 Horror Movies That Deserve More Respect Than They Deserve
159	159 Vote	Hot Naked Men Found in Connecticut River
113	113 Vote	The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
82	82 Vote	Obama Acting Like a Tower of Condoms
67	67 Vote	Our iPhone 6 Is Ripping Out Chunks of Peoples Hair 1	1
41	41 Vote	Worst Bachelorette Party Ever (Featuring Nathan Fillion)

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