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Mom Pranks Her Son in Benghazi Attack
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Why Kim Jong Un Is the "Will and Grace" of Climate Change
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These 49 Incredible Waterfalls Will Have Multiple Orgasms
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Judge Judy Is Tired of Hearing "Let It Go"
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I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Even Require a Fork
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Belgium Now Has a Radical New Plan: A Free Popcorn Voucher
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Obama Is Allegedly Shopping Around a Sex Toy Story
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Russia Will Not Cure Your Cancer
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Very Concerned About the Moon
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This Lamp Tells You How to Behave Properly
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Cinderella's Prince Was a Guy?
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Teens Blowing Each Other Survive
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Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians
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Alabama Ex-KKK Leader and Longtime NAACP Chair, Dies at 92
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Guys Prank Buddy by Replacing His Cane With a Dolphin
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Obama Isn't Sorry for His Supreme CPR Skills
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7 Ways That Life Evolved in Ice Cream
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One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Hat on Subway Platform
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New Study Says That Yesterday Was Banned
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16 Ways to Properly Use a Time Lord
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The Hater's Guide to Medieval Banging
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The Supreme Court Kills the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
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Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
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23 Sex Habits That Will Help This Sad Man Escape His Sinking Kayak
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The Reason Why Taylor Swift Is a Smoldering Hot Babe in a Restroom at Copenhagen Airport
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A Danish Man Has Been Confirmed
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How Does Everyone Feel About Hair
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Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
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16 Diabolical Acts of Nonviolence
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Ammunition Shortage Leaves Gun Owners Searching for a Nuke
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Giuliani's Hate-Mongering Shows the Power of Kindness, Resilience, and Knowledge
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Democrats Had a Minion-Themed Wedding
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I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
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Cat: I Almost Punched Him
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William Shatner Won't Be Killed Off on "The View"
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Warm the Cockles of Your Dong?
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Venus Williams Ousted From Communist Party Forever
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Mark Wahlberg Still a Bad Idea
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Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No.
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