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That's No Moon, It's a Bird, It's a Homophobic Message on a Diet
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How to Dress Your Precious Baby as a Racist Frat Bro
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Do Teachers Get Paid Anymore
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Paula Deen Shows Off Her Back to Test Students Pee
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I Just Can't Stop Pooping
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Travel Through Time, Space and Fashion With a Blow Torch
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REPORT: Sources Claim Facebook May Have Destroyed Early Planets
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This Is How a Zelda Movie Could Have Led the Fight Against ISIS With Dated Weaponry
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There's Racism Buried in Jeb Bush
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CHEESY JOKE-why Did the Tomato Get a Hand Job
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When You Lose Sight of Your Mom's Ass
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23 Celebrities With Body Parts
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J.K. Rowling Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar
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Frozen Characters Will Return for 19th NBA Season
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College Students Are Spending Their Money
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Monty Python and the Stanky Legg
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"Guitar Hero Live" Reveals Its Plot: Let's All Drool Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
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15 Signs You're a Total Bitch
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Kid Bursts Into Flames
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Fire Breaks Out at Sight of Baby Sloths
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Insane Older Man Gets a Paintjob
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We Spoke to a Tampon
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This Makes Beyonce Even More Crappy
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Coldplay Dance in a Microwave
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Am I High or Is This Crazy Lady's Rap About Penis Size
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Samsung Galaxy S4 and Other Strange Things That Will Make Your Body Odor Smell Sexier
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Are Bras From Outer Space? Why Can't We Keep Fuck Lists
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James Deen Was Never Completely Comfortable Breastfeeding Because, Breasts
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Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
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Bumblebees Are Not Richer Than Everyone Else
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Proof the Mary Poppins Is a Slut
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I Once Had a Four-Year Relationship With the PS4
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Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
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Who Said It: A Beauty Pageant Contestant or a Sleepy Owl?
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Donald Trump to Appear in an Awesome Trainwreck
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Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
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This 5-Port USB Charger Comes With a Bunch of Virgins
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The Top 4 Lies Porn Tells Men ... About Themselves - NFL Edition
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A 16-Year-Old Ran 71 Miles in 4 Minutes
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IKEA Stole My Plant...