Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

116	116 Vote	We Are Nuts
126	126 Vote	Because You're Wrong: Watch Marco Rubio's Highly Combative Exchange With a Raccoon
173	173 Vote	4-Year-Old Banned From Casual Conversation
59	59 Vote	John McCain Is No Doubt the Hottest Sex Offender
91	91 Vote	Bro Goes Into Labor
201	201 Vote	Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
40	40 Vote	Mike Tyson Flips Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, Holiday Parties
45	45 Vote	Konami Cuts the Price of Crude Oil Prices
183	183 Vote	29 Oddly Arousing Food Photos That'll Make You Nervously Sweat
71	71 Vote	26 Things Only Lifeguards Know About "ThunderCats"
91	91 Vote	Founder and CEO of Apple Juice
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
670	670 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
96	96 Vote	Recharge Your Batteries, Make Your Nuts Tingle
145	145 Vote	George R. R. Martin Declines to Kill "Those ISIS Fucks"
89	89 Vote	This Dog Has No Idea How Her Granddaughter Has Lesbian Sex With Hookers
135	135 Vote	New Research Proves You're Eventually Going to Use Guns as Bras
56	56 Vote	Vince Vaughn Has Fathered 533 Children in Malls
127	127 Vote	13 Different Ways to Look Like a Salami
141	141 Vote	Candy Crush Saga Is Ruining Our Cities
184	184 Vote	Porn Sex vs Real Sex, Explained by "Stephen Hawking"
117	117 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Divorces Herself From the International Space Station
240	240 Vote	19-Year-Old American Woman Charged With Criticism 1	1
182	182 Vote	How to Bake a Potato in the Apocalypse
80	80 Vote	Think Twice Before You Get a Daughter
94	94 Vote	Kids Playing With a .45 Caliber — and It Saved 5,000 Dogs
554	554 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
139	139 Vote	Iowa: A Place to Be
198	198 Vote	America Still Sucks at Everything Except Acting
43	43 Vote	17 Whole Grains That Need to Stop an Asteroid... In 1915
57	57 Vote	Mom Arrested for Posting a Nearly-Naked Picture of Snowden
62	62 Vote	2 Great Actresses Make a "Decent Porn"
176	176 Vote	A Gay Scooter Gang That'll Rev Up Your New Beachfront Property
76	76 Vote	The 6 Places You'll Actually Go!
58	58 Vote	Need a Cheaper Option Than Your Artsy Friend
63	63 Vote	I Made You Shitty in Bed
81	81 Vote	I Feel Really Good With Diarrhea
56	56 Vote	John Oliver Talks About the Texas Muslims Sexually
44	44 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Surprises Fans by Creepin on Them
86	86 Vote	Family and Friends Get Bromantic in the Shower

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