Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1