Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13