Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
5	5 Vote	Web Design Is Horseshit
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
221	221 Vote	Rihanna's Adventure in Space
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3