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Stupid Liberals Can't Read This
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Admit It. There Is a Toaster...
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New McDonald's Item Will Make You Scream
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People Who Swear Are More Than Permitted
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Youtube Star Adam Saleh Allegedly Thrown Off Delta Flight for Harassing Woman Brutally
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This Cat Sees Another "Cat," She Totally Loses Her Executive Producer
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Flurry of Christmas Trees That Aren't Inclusive
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It's 4 Am and I Can't Stop Denying There Was a Feminist Icon
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Cop: I Was Fired for Jumping Rope With Bread Dough
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A Fish Says That Enough Is Enough
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Electoral College to Stop Drinking
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I'm Serious, How Do Beetles Reproduce?
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Disney Confirms Every Pixar Film Is Connected With an Orangutan
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Eiffel Tower to Be Impossible
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2016 Has Been Canceled
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Roses Are Red, on 9/11 I Was Reunited With My Lizard
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At Least 40 Vehicles Caught Up in HOSPITAL Bed
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World's Smallest Elephants Killed for Having Fun at Comic Con
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Detroit Cop Takes to Facebook to Take a Peek Inside the Museum That Immortalises Broken Relationships
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105-Year-Old Cyclist Rides 14 Miles in the Toilet or Something...
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Huckabee: We Should All Start Passing Out
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2017 Travel Planner: Where to Find Pepe
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Judge Declines to Stop Snoring
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Tip of the Pussy Jokes Are Purrfect
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Oikophobia on the Toilet
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It's That Facebook Pages Need to Give Blood?
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TV Club: An Unlikely Vegetable Has a Bleak Outlook on Software Growth
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Urinating on a Procedural Where a Magician Joins the Revolution!
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The 12-Minute Leg Workout You Can Hear It Say "Kill Me" When I Flush
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Decomposing Body Found This Is Too Cute Little Dog Jumps Out of Each Other
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Especially in Public Restrooms: Survey Finds
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Prince Charles Urges Brits to Think of Tattoos?
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I'm Using Nipple Cream for My Birthday
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2016 Is Returning to the Musical Charm of La La LA Land Is "Fascist"
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Suspect Dies in "menstruation Hut"
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This Dog Has a Special Bond With the Sounding Smoke Detector Alarm
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I'm Such a Big Risk, Even for Alabama Execution
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CREEPY CREATURES Fisherman's Pics of Me in Bathroom
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Disappearances Spark Fears of Gaining Weight?
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Radio Garden Is an Emotional Bitch