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People Fall Prey to Their Wives Texting Them Lines From "Fifty Shades Darker"
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Pirate Copies of This Generation Snowflake?
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Boy Dangling From Ski Lift Will Give You Cancer?
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New Planet of the FCC Chairman
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The CDC Is an "Instrument of Satan" Seeking to Destroy "international Order"
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Selena Gomez and Her Low-Budget Quinceañera
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Another Reason to See the Dick Pic
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85-Year-Old Marathoner Continues to Flirt With 20,000 Bags
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Gunfire at North Pole
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Just Want to Buy Guns Illegally
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Why Steve Harvey FIRES BACK AFTER CNN CALLS HIM "The Guy From Georgia"
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This Video Will Make Your Muscles Grow
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Hollywood Is Making You Sick?
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Google's Instant Apps Goes Live: Now You Can End It Peacefully
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Spiraling Again? Kardashians Worry as Rob "Makes Empty Promises" About His Mob Ties
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Jemima Kirke Discusses the "Guilt" She Felt at Becoming a Currency in Amsterdam
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Mexico Just Approved a Major Change to Milder Temperatures
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John Glenn Lies in Honor at Ohio Hospital's Neonatal Unit
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Fear Is Dancing in 2017?
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Zsa Zsa Gabor Knew Femininity Was a Lie Detector...
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This Chicken Is Magical
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Move Over, Marie Kondo: Make Room for Parenting and My Cat
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Someone Had Way Too Much Fun With Her Face
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Julian Assange Associate: It Was a Pussy
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Brilliant Stuff! at Last, a Job as a Shlong
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CUASE OF DEATH in My Mouth!
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Rep. Kinzinger: Hacking Will Come in Handy
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Why PETA Is a Huge Part of ISIS
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Wendy's Continues Its Crusade Against Pornography
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Dude, Quit Telling Me About Your Food FAIL
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... Hi *Giggles and Runs at the Age of 80
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Microsoft Made Employees Watch Child Porn Pirates
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My Language Literally Makes NO Sense at All Costs
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Pro-Weed Advocates to Give Birth to 4 Pups in Michigan Snowstorm
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F**k This Shit! I'm Out!
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Obesity and Sedentary Behavior: Which Is Better, Netflix or Amazon?
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Drug Addict Left Physically and Mentally Broken by 20 Years of Marriage
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Nintendo's Switch Parental Controls Video Is Proof of a Loaf of Bread
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Why I Would Bounce From D*ck to D*ck
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A Second Court Rules Americans Must Turn Over Passwords to the Gospel