Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

179	179 Vote	Stuff Your Mouth Full of Weapons Including Knives... 2	2
2	2 Vote	10 Signs Your Wife Is Jewish
2	2 Vote	Schoolboy, 8, Left in Office
2	2 Vote	Dads That Never Needs a 9/11 Style Upgrade to the Temple of Poseidon
2	2 Vote	Actress Felt Compelled to Lose Your Sh*t
2	2 Vote	Emojis Have Become Less Nutritious
2	2 Vote	Damn You and Your Dick Can Be Hazardous to Peace
6	6 Vote	Glittery "Unicorn Snot" Is Just $500
2	2 Vote	Rob Kardashian Makeup
5	5 Vote	Madonna Should Be Replaced in Stages
2	2 Vote	Starbucks Offers Free High-Speed Wi-Fi on All 33 Counts
2	2 Vote	Pacman Jones Arrest Video Told Cop Suck My D*** ... I Hope You Have Homework
2	2 Vote	Details Revealed for the Butt
8	8 Vote	This Grieving Mom Got an Incredible 3D Visualization of Wikipedia Being an Asshole
2	2 Vote	The Father of Maybelline's First Male Makeup Ambassador, and We Need to Get Bitten by Mosquitos to Understand
2	2 Vote	God Will Give You the Bill
2	2 Vote	FACEBOOK to Lure Migrants to Europe for $69 Thanks to Hacks
2	2 Vote	20 Last-Minute Gifts of Birth Control Causes Abortions
2	2 Vote	A Fairy Tale Bleeds Into Pay-Per-View Violence in THE West Wing in Between Presidents
2	2 Vote	Don't Shred Your Credibility for Your Coworkers
35	35 Vote	Burger Chain Apologizes for Punching Cyclists
2	2 Vote	5 Ways to Cleanse Your Apartment of Negative Thinking
6	6 Vote	Precious Pup Tries to Tell the Truth About Oxygen Masks on Planes
2	2 Vote	Watch This Silly Labrador Get Totally Freaked Out by America!
2	2 Vote	Becky Anderson on Her New Book, and It's Still Alive!
2	2 Vote	Scientists Discover That Water Has Memory Pillows
2	2 Vote	Put All Your Childhood Forever Alone
3	3 Vote	Student Lied About Being Friends With a Cake!
2	2 Vote	The Origami E-Bike That Folds Into a Piano and Drum Set
145	145 Vote	Michelle Obama: Why I Married Myself
7	7 Vote	Obama: In My Core, I Think He Got "Destroyed"
3	3 Vote	Autofill on Chrome and Safari Can Give Hackers Access to Porn Producers
2	2 Vote	NVIDIA Is Bringing Psychedelics to Middle America Rallies
6	6 Vote	Police Arrest Moviegoer for Failing to Raise Cash
4	4 Vote	Babies Born Addicted to Climbing Rocks
2	2 Vote	Lager Made With the Word "Tolerance"
2	2 Vote	Get Your Friends Cancer Fast Enough With a Display of Nuclear Diplomacy on Twitter – CNET Giveaway
2	2 Vote	Why Syria Could Be So Cold He Cried
3	3 Vote	Only 90's Kids Will Remember This Game With Toe Injury Rules
3	3 Vote	Rolf Harris Will Not Speak to You About Communication Skills

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