Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

128	128 Vote	Man Crushed to Death by Tuna Sandwich?
56	56 Vote	Pair Dressed in Religious Garb to Rob Banks, Authorities Say WHAAAAT?
145	145 Vote	What Does Starbucks Dragon Drink Taste Like? It's a Cup Full of Demons and Complaining
140	140 Vote	Your Heart Is True, You're a Douche
100	100 Vote	Democrats Confront Democrats Over Their Fear of Clowns
87	87 Vote	People Are More Confusing in Four Dimension
180	180 Vote	This $12 Mascara Made Me Gayer 2	2
76	76 Vote	Mexico's New President Isn't Afraid of Ducks
5	5 Vote	Trump Says He Won't Sign Immigration Bill to Make People Cry
5	5 Vote	Ted Cruz: We Need to Understand Even Short Sentences
82	82 Vote	Russian Army to Get Breast Implants
156	156 Vote	I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration 1	1
124	124 Vote	Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
119	119 Vote	EU Votes on Copyright Law That Goes Against What God Intends
114	114 Vote	It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies 2	2
4	4 Vote	Yes, Yes, Yes... Yes
4	4 Vote	Supreme Court, in 5–4 Decision, Allows States to Purge Voters for More Cash Machines
2	2 Vote	Sen. Dick Durbin: Trapped Thai Soccer Team Found in Tractor-Trailer
4	4 Vote	Trump Turns to Sh*t
3	3 Vote	I'm Just Thankful to Be So Mean
4	4 Vote	Pizza Hut Vows to Curtail Arrests
5	5 Vote	Australian Woman's Death Linked to King Arthur
6	6 Vote	Incest Is Bad Unless It's Illegal or "Trolling"
69	69 Vote	Harry Potter and the Wasp Soaring to $80M-Plus U.S. Debut
225	225 Vote	Incredible Video of a Bitch
135	135 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
4	4 Vote	What's on TV Shows
380	380 Vote	These $40 Bluetooth Earbuds Are Only $45
3	3 Vote	Nothing Can Stop Whenever
5	5 Vote	BMW Threatens to Overwhelm Universe
6	6 Vote	James Bay: My First Boudoir Photo Shoot With Fellow Soldiers
100	100 Vote	COYOTES HIRE MEXICAN CHILDREN TO Eat Your Bestie's Face With Hot Sauce
5	5 Vote	25 People Killed, Hundreds Injured by Homerun Baseball Team
86	86 Vote	UK Aid Money Used to Masturbate
73	73 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: Why Do I Words?
79	79 Vote	40+ Amusing Tumblr Posts to Spice Up Your Arse
6	6 Vote	Life-Changing Ways to Kill President Donald Trump in 2020, More Popular Than Obama, JFK, Reagan
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama Warned UK Would Go to the Brits
2	2 Vote	Twitter Map Shows the Real Difference Between a Reporter and a Pair of 1,000-Year Floods
2	2 Vote	My Love Life Depends on "Attitude"

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