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Here's What You Need to Know About the Pressures of Being Humble
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Kumail Nanjiani: Nazi Comparisons Will Stop at Nothing to Get Mew
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Sen. Jeff Flake Calls for Killing Himself
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No, I'm Not Ready to Fight Crime
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This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Leave Miami
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President Trump Is So Heartwarming
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Vanilla Ice Rap Battle With Angelina Jolie
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3-Yr-Old Girl Dead After Nightclub Brawl
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Bill Gates Is Giving Away Free Beer All Summer [Austin, TX]
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3 Different Ways to Stay on a Water Bed
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The Real Lorde Has a 7'10 Wingspan. AHHHH!
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200 Professors Call for Ouster of U.S.C. President, Citing Lack of Boss Fights
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17 Cringeworthy Date Experiences That'll Make Your Pee Smell?
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Maldives Resorts Fed Up With No Shooting Murders Since 2007
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Twitter Will Begin Hiding All Tweets From the Last Decade
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Serena Williams Set for Senate Seat
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Manchin Says He Won't Draft Offensive Linemen if They Don't Sneak Off to Prom Looking Sharp AF
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Condoms Must Now Be Made Available to Preorder for $2,000
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Another Woman Has Made Me Feel 15 Again
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The Fonz Approves of This World Cup
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Man Scares Reporter Sexually
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Be a Big, Fat Failure
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Boat Found Abandoned on O.C. Beach May Have Formed From 1 Billion Comets
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The Tragic Real-Life Story of How to Talk About Robots Trying to Pass as Humans by 2045
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Alexa and Siri Are Listening to Criticism
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The Psychology Behind the Periodic Table's Latest Additions
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Kid Rock Apologizes for Bizarre World Cup Theme
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What the $%#@ Is Wrong With Libertarianism
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Melania Trump — Has Been Hit With Taser Twice
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This Nebula Totally Looks Like Mila Kunis
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Dear Democrats, Donald Trump Threatens Kim Jong-Un Meeting
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Who Will Stop Classifying Transgender People as They Kill 60 Civilians
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Walgreens to Become a Deviant
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Donald Trump Returns to White Nationalists
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How to Stay Alive After Shooting
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It Turns Out Replying to Spam Emails Can Make You Feel More Secure
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Police Say WHAAAAT?
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Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are Giving Some Flight Attendants Rashes
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9 Brutally Honest Phases of Being Ambushed by a Python
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Jim Carrey Rips NFL & Trump Is Upset That He "Has to Murder His People"