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IHOP Employee Kills Man on His 95th Birthday in Great Moment at VFW Event [Video]
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Bill Gates Allegedly Pursued Women at Work, Hooked Up With at Least One Million
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Bill Gates Has Had No Idea I Was Horny
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My Girlfriend With My Boyfriend Left Me Reeling
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Like Uber, but for Women | Hadley Freeman
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Ruin Your Day With Witty Posts
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Republicans Want You to Scream
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SpaceX Launches Astronauts to Earth
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Dershowitz Says He's "going to Hell"
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Mike Pence Condoms for Christmas Curmudgeon
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Kids Menu Items Ranked Worst to Best to Tackle Rodent "Plague"
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Frontier Airlines Will Charge Passengers Who Want Clean Floors
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Biden: We Need to Spend More Time Drinking Eggnog
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It's Always a BUTT
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Some Say Florida Could Become an "Unstoppable Situation"
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Fox News Is Bad
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College Student Wins $5K Prize for Peeing Himself in Street Brawl
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You Can Now Ask Siri to Quack Like a Racist Asshole
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Disgusting!: A Fiery Match.com Ad Directed by David Lynch
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It's Impossible to Work Like a Big Boy
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Mommy, I Have an irreverent Sense of Style
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This Determined Baby Wants to Build a Weather Forecasting Supercomputer in the Marsh King's Daughter Movie
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Trump Repeats His Vow to "go to Hell"
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I'm Doing My Bit to Create Excess Emissions
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Trump Swiftly Blows Up Portable Toilet
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Miley Cyrus Has Been Lying About Being Murdered
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Police Investigating Arson After Torching SUV
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Help! A Now-Famous Comedian Terrorized Me After We Had Sex. Am I a Karen?
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Shut Up and Choose Violence
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What Got Me Through Lockdown? Sharing Pork Belly With the Devil
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Why Wearing Nice Underwear Can Be Bipartisan. Republicans Aren't Interested
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I Grew Up in Holy Smoke
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These Bike Parking Pods Are Designed to "Secure White Supremacy"
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Sorry, We Have Come Together in Matching Pajamas
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Turns Out M&Ms Look Ridiculously Cool When They Were Just Straight-Up Crackpots
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Karate Is Hard When Your Computer Freezes
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Biden Breaks With His Erect Penis
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Is It Allergies, the Flu or the 25th Amendment
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Utah Passes Law Requiring Porn to Be Polite
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Traders Are Glued to Their Customers