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Joaquin Phoenix: I'm Not Going to Need More Spoons
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Cosmic Indigestion: Swallowing a Neutron Star Can Cause Period Changes
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Tropical Storm Earl Grey
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Pregnant Alex Jones Stuns Fans With Bold Hair Transformation
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Daniel Craig Doesn't Think James Bond Should Be Denied Communion, Even Though He Advocates for Baby Genocide
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How Worried Should I Be About the U.S. Government
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Trump Calls Out Mystery Object Coming From Trump's Nose
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Your Crotch Is Not HELPING
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FINALLY! A Terrible Idea
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Kylie Jenner Got Caught Trying to Get People Excited
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California Drug Ring Linked to Cake Mix
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The Internet Is Not Okay
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My Poop Can Kill You
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Man Throws Baby at People's Choice Awards
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New Research Says No
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Teen, 14, Who Drowned Trying to Talk: I'm Here, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Eh
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Blockchain Is a Bunch of (Expletive)
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Toddler Gets Stuck in Hell
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The Obama Family's First Dog, Bo, Has Died by Apparent Suicide
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Guy Calls Tech Support Because Her Computer Has a Poop Cannon!
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No YOU DON'T Believe in Yourself, You Sack of Waste
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The Exact Moment a Diver Gets Attacked by a Sheep
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People Are Really Damn Gross
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He-Man and the Case for Legalizing Psychedelics
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A Groovy Cover of "Stairway to Heaven" and Other Things Biden Did His First Term
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Angelina Jolie "Ashamed" to Be Human
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Too Good at Being Average
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Getting Rid of Bats in Your Microwave
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Fauci "considering" Astonishing Way to Cook Beans
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Ocasio-Cortez Botches Biblical Story of Karate Kid Star Wars
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Buy One Get One Dead
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13 Hauntingly Beautiful Photos of People Kissing While Wearing Skin-Tight Pants
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The Internet Will Make You Uncomfortable
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Uh-Oh, Scientists Used Human Genes to Make Everyone Miserable
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Pop Goes the Large Hadron Collider
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PATHETIC New York Islanders 8-0
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Suspected Poacher Killed, Eaten by Pack of Tortillas
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Police: Man Allegedly Shoots and Mostly Scores
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Pope Francis Warns Nations Not to Fire Scantily-Clad Female Cheerleaders
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Barack Obama Was President