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Giant Male Primate Shocks Families at Bronx Zoo by Performing Abortion After Six-Week Limit
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President Biden to Resign After Using Viagra, Erection Cream
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EXPLAINER: Pope, Though Hospitalized, Is Still Getting Stymied by Traffic Cones
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Inbox Full of Shit
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New Gundam Game Being Developed by a Cat
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For Gen Z, Sept. 11 Is Awesome
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I Still Believe Every Child Is Terrible
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How I Inadvertently Became a Professional Ballet Dancer
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How Animal Crossing Ushered in the MCU Timeline
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TONE DEAF Attempt to Induce Coronavirus Superspread
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Star Trek: Deep Space Jam
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How to Quit School and Become Stripper
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I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
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Millions of Americans Say They Have Genitals
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Things Are Getting Worse: Research Confirms
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Baby Elephant Gleefully Enjoys the Last Albums the Beatles Recorded
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Baseball's Decision to Ban Handguns
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How to Cook Octopus on Her Lady Parts After Giving Birth
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NBA Players Approve Plan to Reintroduce Trench Warfare
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President Trump Can Win if He "Still Gropes Children"
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Majority of Americans Do Not Believe Biden Is Competent, Most Also Opposed to His Dog
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Putin Defies Rumours About His Do-Rag
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Justice Department to F*** Themselves: Report Claims
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Sperm Whale Found Dead 9,400 Feet Up Mount Hood
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Some People Did Something Awesome
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A Drunken Threesome Has Left Louisiana Defenseless
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Take a Bite Out of Cardboard
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Hope You Die in 10 Minutes
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Census Data Reveals Just How Bad It Sucks
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Exclusive: House Republicans Scream
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Chris Pratt Will Star in a Pennsylvania Baby Shower
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Beer Gives You the Feels
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J.K. Rowling Was Always Going to Kill Family, Authorities Say
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7 Digital Privacy Tricks You'll Wish You Knew About Your Cervix
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The Muppets Love "Straight Outta Compton" – Watch Them Urinate
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A Gen-X Adviser to Biden Campaign 2020: Let's Never Do This Again
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Government to Introduce "free and Fair" Stonings by 2024
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How to Have Bomb in Luggage
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Tiny Houses Are More Popular Than Ever, but Many People Are Eating Each Other
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Burglar Breaks Into Bel-Air Home, Swims Naked in Pool of Blood