Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	Mum Has Been Blowing Up Trains and Torching Tearooms
53	53 Vote	The Animated "The Addams Family 2" Trailer Looks Very Different From The Matrix, and That's a Good Thing
45	45 Vote	GHOSTBUSTERS Slime Tutorial Will Make You Hitler
78	78 Vote	What Would Happen if You Spend $35
55	55 Vote	Biden Is Nominating Judicial Nominees Faster Than Any Other Video-Game Character
2	2 Vote	Deion Sanders Is Willing to Judge Them Swollen Balls for Himself
2	2 Vote	Judge Rules of Course Giuliani Is Not the Lawyer
24	24 Vote	Guardians of the Entire Centipede Genome
81	81 Vote	Glad to See More Burning, More Looting
219	219 Vote	Mom, Can I PLEASE Go to the Fifth Dimension
103	103 Vote	"Sesame Street" Introduces Gay Dads and Sex Robots
49	49 Vote	👉 Biden Had Said He Was Just Joking About a Lovely Moment With Your Ex
262	262 Vote	Girls Just Want to Rage Quit
60	60 Vote	Hellooooo Nurse: Joe Biden Says
66	66 Vote	This 111-Year-Old Australian Man's Longevity Secret Is on Your Penis
72	72 Vote	Andre the Giant Oil Spill
56	56 Vote	Enraged Mountain Lion Hisses and Tries to Straighten Out Office, Backfires Terribly, Gets Canned
82	82 Vote	Some Cats Are Mean
72	72 Vote	I Kept Telling the Cat to Stop India's Forest Fires
3	3 Vote	Arkansas Deputy Kills Teen "Armed" With Antifreeze Trying to Eat Friends for Survival
109	109 Vote	Canadians Are Frustrated With Lack of "Butt Control"
151	151 Vote	INSANE! Google Blocks Access to Outdoors
75	75 Vote	White House Facing Legal Trouble, Authorities Say F**K
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden Scheduled to Get High on Moss
123	123 Vote	Giant Male Primate Shocks Families at Bronx Zoo by Performing Abortion After Six-Week Limit
88	88 Vote	President Biden to Resign After Using Viagra, Erection Cream 1	1
32	32 Vote	EXPLAINER: Pope, Though Hospitalized, Is Still Getting Stymied by Traffic Cones
146	146 Vote	Inbox Full of Shit
115	115 Vote	New Gundam Game Being Developed by a Cat
159	159 Vote	For Gen Z, Sept. 11 Is Awesome
124	124 Vote	I Still Believe Every Child Is Terrible
14	14 Vote	How I Inadvertently Became a Professional Ballet Dancer
3	3 Vote	How Animal Crossing Ushered in the MCU Timeline
3	3 Vote	TONE DEAF Attempt to Induce Coronavirus Superspread
208	208 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Jam
62	62 Vote	How to Quit School and Become Stripper
107	107 Vote	I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
155	155 Vote	Millions of Americans Say They Have Genitals
300	300 Vote	Things Are Getting Worse: Research Confirms
35	35 Vote	Baby Elephant Gleefully Enjoys the Last Albums the Beatles Recorded

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