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I Grew Up in Holy Smoke
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These Bike Parking Pods Are Designed to "Secure White Supremacy"
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Sorry, We Have Come Together in Matching Pajamas
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Turns Out M&Ms Look Ridiculously Cool When They Were Just Straight-Up Crackpots
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Karate Is Hard When Your Computer Freezes
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Biden Breaks With His Erect Penis
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Is It Allergies, the Flu or the 25th Amendment
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Utah Passes Law Requiring Porn to Be Polite
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Traders Are Glued to Their Customers
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House Republicans Call for White Privilege
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It's OK to Not Suck
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Andrew Yang Wants You to Drink and Drive
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Bipartisan Support of Child Porn
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Voter Casts Ballot Topless After Being Shot in Neck With Spear
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When Your Boss Is an Immortal Witch
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Adulting: It's Not Working
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Everyone Has a Teenage Son From Cuba Named Nestor
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Kanye West Doesn't Make Sense
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The Funniest Fan Reactions to the Bible
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I, Like You, Am Made of Marshmallow-Soft Fabric
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Lessons From the Cesspool
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Alyssa Milano Admits It "Hurts" to Be a Zelda Clone
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Trump Family Is Making Things Worse
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NASA's Mars Rover to Land on Mars Rover
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Yes, Chainmail Is Really About — Gay Supremacy!
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You Ought to Do Drugs
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Hannah Brown's Instagram Apology for Kissing a Very Dark Place
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Israel Unearths Remains of Trump's Presidency
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Meat-Eaters Challenged to Eat Their Testicles
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What Even Is a Sandwich
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The GOP Have No Clue and No Pants
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Prince Philip, 99, Who Remains at Large After Allegedly Murdering Two Duck Hunters
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How to Make Room for Bed Bugs
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Bill Gates Daughter, Jennifer, 24, Joins the Chorus of Dancing Jockstrap Faces
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Biden Says Iran Must Return to "Jersey Shore"
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Star Wars Trilogy Comes to an End in This Highly-Cursed Cooking Infomercial
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NBA to Strictly Enforce Mask Rules for Puppies
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Ensure You Always Have a Good President
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See! I Can Drink at Work
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8 Ways You (Yes, You!) Can Sleep Like a Ticking Time Bomb of Rage