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Sex Robot Creator Warns of Armed Revolt
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Always End an Assignment With a Huge Hammer
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Trump Announces His Support for Trump, Reality Is Just Not True. That Did This?
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15 Unique Ways Devs Are Using the N-Word
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Making Grilled Cheese for My Kids Is as Extraordinary as It Sounds
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Ed Sheeran Is NOT Cool
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America Is Racist and Anti-American
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What a HUGE Asshole
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It's Time to Give People Cocaine
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Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Goat in a Church
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Squirrels Stash 50 Pounds of Cocaine, Heroin
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Where to Get Your Freak on (With Yourself)
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CDC Debuts New Album Titled "The Medicine"
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Bill Clinton: Having Sex With Animals
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Golfer Has Finger BITTEN OFF During Brain Op as Surgeons Test Her Dexterity
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Magikarp Is the President
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CNN Says U.S. Should Change Their Racist Name
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Cop Gets Just 10 Years for Selling Hot Chocolate
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"Spongebob" Fans Are More Violence Prone
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15-Month-Old Nearly Dies at 37
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Puppies, Dogs Rescued From Tiny Island After Scrawling "SOS" on Sand
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Let's Murder Grandma for Her Soap
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Trump Lashes Out at Comic-Con
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Space Force Unveils New Logo, Promises to Be Fragile
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Iceland Wants You to Screw Commitment
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America Staring Down the Toilet
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Fighting Tears, Lady Gaga Apologizes to Carrie Ann Inaba for Being a Man Allegedly
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Tom Holland Is Getting a Role in Spreading Coronavirus?
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Only $13, It's Never Been This Cheap to Wreak Havoc on Your Ass
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A Vote for Biden Means a Vote for Joe Biden
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CNN DRAGGED for Leaving Out Some Context About Armed St. Louis Couple Charged With Felony Unlawful Use of a Cow's Butt - You're Welcome
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Dear Care and Feeding: I Think I've Turned My Daughter Into a 177-Year-Old House in Mexico
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Experts Try to Get Into Strip Club
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Shaq Tricks Charles Barkley Into Making Oral Sex Motions on Air While Yelling "Merry Christmas"
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Theaters and Malls Are Empty. Fill Them With Lasers
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Woman Reveals She Is a Clam Named Ming
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Jeff Sessions Attacked for Trampling on the Cake
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Insane Clown Posse Fans Are Not Okay
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The Psychedelic Cactus Giving People a Permanent Vacation
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Experts Say "Yuck"