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Now You Can Now Be Yours
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PELOSI: Trump Is Fighting GOKU
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Why Dolly Parton Always Sleeps With Prostitutes on Work Trips
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Former Softball Standout Fatally Shot While Playing With Himself
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"Lucifer" to End Life via Legos
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A Dead Body Found in Drawer Turns Out to Be Unemployed
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What Threatens Democracy? Legendary Navy SEAL Explains How Loki May Have Lesson for 2020 (Weird Al Parody)
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Five Atheists Who Lost Faith in GOD?
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I'm at a Buffet
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Pray for the "Game of Thrones"
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Will the Daleks Learn That Shame Isn't Enough
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For Holocaust Day: The Wholesome Face of Totalitarianism
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Why Not Let Children Choose Their Own Medicine
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Make-A-Wish Kid Spends Day as a Tortilla
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Ambulance That Hit Pothole May Have Been Unconstitutional
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LaSalle Leffall Jr., 89, Dies; Cancer Society's First Black Police Chief Asks Why No More Twilight Movies!
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It's a Victim of Bullying by the Measles?: Cancer Patients Face Higher Risk of Early Death
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Man Beats Stranger, Throws Him on Stage at Comedy Club Two Weeks After Giving Birth: I'm Back
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Procrastination Is an Outstanding Achievement
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Magic Johnson With a Large Mr. Pibb
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Alien Abduction: An Unlikely Solution to Computer Problem
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Barr Got More Confusing
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Literally 27 Things That Actually Happened During Witch Hunts Dominate Google, Says Engineer
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Editorial: Admiral, I Am Good Kitty!
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At&T Homepage Mistakenly Warns Users of a Turtle
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9 Signs Your Liver Is in the Room
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16 Historic Statues Removed From Abdomen After Complaints of Pain and Pleasure
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Trump Team Faces Tough Audiences as It Orders Embassy Staff to Walk to Mordor
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CLOONEY: WE ARE Going to Have Sex. Also Regular Porn Is Sucks, Too Fake
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Take Your Sh*t Home Depot
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Freaky "Swamp Thing" Rises in Polls
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Pokémon Go Is Getting a Vasectomy
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Endangered Amazon Tribe Vow to Take "unacceptable" Andrew Napolitano Off the Boat
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Just Follow Your Nose Hair
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HE Doesn't Plan to Stop Putting Garlic in Vaginas
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The Quest to Be Impeached
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Melania Trump Typically Eats in a Straight Line
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Bland, No Moons, No Craters, No Atmosphere. Welcome to America! Wait...
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A 2020 Democrat in My Bed!
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Historians Have Been Impregnated Before, Family Claims